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The Digital
Renaissance
Human

A FIFA-playing, AI-whispering, video-editing master who definitely does NOT have a problem with summer sales.

Currently online·Prompting something

🏆 STAT CARD

OVERALL

87

🤖
Prompt Engineering99
🎵
Creating Playlists95
🎬
Video Transitions92
🔍
Googling Instead of Remembering88
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FIFA Skill Moves85
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French Pronunciation78
😴
Waking Up Early22
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Resisting Summer Sales15

* Stats may vary depending on caffeine levels and day of the week.

🤖 MY AI SIDEKICKS

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ChatGPT

My therapist, French tutor, travel agent, and life coach

  • ▶Translate 'I would like a croissant, please' for the 47th time
  • ▶Plan a 14-day Japan itinerary down to the minute, then ignore it
  • ▶Write a heartfelt birthday message I will definitely personalise (I will not)
  • ▶Explain why my code doesn't work (it was a missing semicolon again)
  • ▶Give me 5 good reasons not to buy that thing I definitely do not need
✂️

CapCut Ultra

Turning 3 hours of footage into a 15-second banger

  • ▶Auto-remove every awkward pause I made (that's 80% of the video)
  • ▶Add transitions so smooth my friends think I went to film school
  • ▶AI colour-grading because I have no idea what 'white balance' means
  • ▶Export in 8K for a video that will live exclusively on TikTok

🎬 THE VIDEO EDITING DEN

Before CapCut

The Dark Ages

  • ✗Spent 3 hours on a 15-second transition
  • ✗Rendered 4 times, forgot 60fps export
  • ✗Manual cuts felt like surgery
  • ✗Colour grading = guessing

After CapCut Ultra

Enlightenment

  • ✓AI auto-cuts in 12 seconds
  • ✓8K 120fps HDR in 4 clicks
  • ✓Auto-removes awkward pauses (80% of footage)
  • ✓AI colour-grading: "Make it look like a movie"

⚽ THE FIFA FEVER

Match Day Readiness

Pre-game ritual checklist — my therapist says this is healthy

✓🍕 Snacks within arm's reachalways
✓👕 Team kit on (it's lucky)always
✓🎧 Trash-talk playlist readyalways
✓🔌 Charger cable at max extensionalways
✓🟨 Blamed the ref before kick-offalways
?💬 Checked group chat for watch-party updatessometimes
?⚽ Inflated football in living room (just in case)sometimes
✓💔 Accepted that my team will break my heart againalways

🗣️ My French trash talk (learned from ChatGPT, blame the AI):

Je suis le meilleur—I am the best✓ real
J'ai besoin de plus de café—I need more coffee✓ real
Où est la bibliothèque? Je suis perdu—Where is the library? I am lost✓ real
Le croissant est mon ami—The croissant is my friend✗ Google Translate™